I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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