What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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This is an anti- joke

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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