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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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