roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

There's my tractor.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Lil Wayne

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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