Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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A black person dies.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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