- Anti Joke

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.