- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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