What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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