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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

i have yougurt mit traktor

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

My cat just died.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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