- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Knock Knock Who's there

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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