- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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