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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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