- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

tim has no humor

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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