- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Suck pussy

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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