Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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