- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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