Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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