What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

The Ohio State Buckeyes

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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