- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What is green and slow Grass.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

where's mom I killed her

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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