- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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