Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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