what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Anti Joke

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