What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Mahmy

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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An anti-joke

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Anti Joke

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