- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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