Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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How old are you? 7

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Anti Joke

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