- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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