- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

An anti-joke

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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