- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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