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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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