Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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