- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

cory

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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