"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

women's rights.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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