- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Suck pussy

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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