- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

If you have a stroke, call 000

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