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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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