- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tim has no humor

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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