What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Anti Joke

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