What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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