- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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