If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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