- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

speak now or forever hold your pee

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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