- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Chlamydia

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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