- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Albert your flies undone.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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