Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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