Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Albert your flies undone.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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