What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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