What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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#Getweird

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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