a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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