- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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