The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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