What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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