- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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