- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

race-car = rac-ecar

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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