What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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