- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Knock Knock.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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