Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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