If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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I'm so punny.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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