- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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