whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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