- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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