What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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