- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

batman farted so hes retarded

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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