When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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jews

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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