- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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