Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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