i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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i saw amango it splootered

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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