your mama's so fat... that's it

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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