- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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