Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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men's rights activists

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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