- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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