- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

your mama's so fat... that's it

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