- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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