- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Jesus Christ

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Yellow People !!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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