- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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