Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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a black man pays his child support

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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