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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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