Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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