- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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