Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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